Questions that you MIGHT be thinking of asking

Er, nobody has actually asked me anything so far, but I think these are some questions I would get. Sorry these aren't real.

1) Why aren't all of your stories funny?

    -  Well, this blog isn't meant to be funny. Some of the stories happen to be funny, and I will try my best to make them sound funny. But this blog is about WEIRD stuff that I run into on a more-than-average basis. 

Skunks wearing a party hat while spraying confetti on
your friend is a wonderful combination of weird and funny.  

2) What puns are you referring to in the title and URL?

   - It's a joke on magnetism. Like, I'm the magnet that weird stuff is attracted to. And perturbation theory has to do with quantum mechanics and electromagnetism. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perturbation_theory_(quantum_mechanics)

3) There's no way you actually run into all of this weird stuff.

   - Yes I do. 

4) Are you ever going to post about normal stuff in your day? (Or random thoughts you have, or rants, or fill-out-this-survey-and-post-on-your-blog surveys?)
   - No.